TOP 10 Keys to Teach Your Cat Pole Dancing
Owning a cat that can perform pole dancing would be amazing.
Will it be very hard to teach them? Not if you've learned these top 10 key tips.
10. “Please place the cash inside the kitty bank!”
Always be prepared to end up with some bruises over your arms and body as this is very normal when starting pole dancing.
So try not to arrange to do anything the days after your first 5 lessons.
9. “ Miley Cyrus has got nothing on me!”
Wearing high heels will really help you get into the right mood making you feel naturally more confident and sexy.
8. “I’m sexy and I know it!”
Don’t expect miracles! Just keep trying and make sure you keep that fast paced, sexy mood up and you will get there.
7. “I hate pole dancing, but I have to pay for my cat collage fees somehow!”
Sometimes it might be a bit better if you cheat a little. Maybe use some flat shoes to give you a good grip on the pole, or even chalk on the hands!
6. “Whenever I do pole dancing it is always at the pot plant cafe!”
The whole act of pole dancing is all about the rhythm, so make sure you only play music that you enjoy, or if you are in a class maybe use some earphones!
5. “You can call me what you like as long as the cash keeps coming!”
Always make sure you ask lots and lots of questions! If you don’t ask you might never find out! Like they say “Knowledge is the key to power.”
4. “I am all natural, this is all my own coloured fur!”
When practising at home try doing it with as few clothes on as you can, or even better naked! While naked pole dancing sounds very painful it is the best way to learn because you will have as much skin contact with the pole as possible.
3. “Will you not buy me a saucer of milk kind stranger?!?”
Try to go to lessons with a friend, partner or family member as when you learn with a friend it will help you gain control and confidence really quickly.
2. “Now I have danced and swung all the way up here I can’t get back down!”
Never, ever use any moisturiser or lotion on your skin for at least a day or two before going on the pole as it might mean you have less grip!
1. “I rely on the kindness of strangers!”
Remember to just take one step at a time the slowly you learn the more you will see all the different variations and movements of each move, not just the dance as a whole.
(source:theverybesttop10.com)
