Top 10 Laughably Terrible Batman Villains of All Time
Batman has unquestionably the best villains in comics: the Joker , Catwoman , Scarecrow, Mr. Freeze, the Riddler (the villain Jim Parsons wants to play in a batman movie ), , the list goes on and on.
But for every top-tier bad guy Batman battles on a regular basis, there's a corresponding crook who is completely out of his league taking on the Caped Crusader.
Here are Top 10 Bat-villains whose greatest danger is mainly wasting Batman's time.
10.Condiment King
He's called the goddamn Condiment King. Do you really even need to know anything else to know how badly this guy got his ass kicked? Actually, Batman didn't even need to kick his ass, because the Condiment King slipped on his own puddle of ketchup and nearly fell off the roof he was on.
9.Kite-Man
There was a long run where Bat-villains were apparently created by DC writers looking out their office windows, and picking out random objects. And thus Kite-Man was born, the criminal who gets to and from his crimes with a hang glider type of thing. Sure, he made a few kite-based weapons, but seeing as Kite-Man has literally been defeated by a tree before, they hardly matter.
8.Ten-Eyed Man
Ten-Eyed Man does indeed have 10 eyes, although the two on his face don't work. Instead, he has little eyeballs on the end of his fingertips, which ostensibly allow him to see both in front of and behind him simultaneously.
Shockingly, having eyeballs on your fingers proves to be more of a liability than a powers, as proven in this completely delightful line from his ComicVine bio: "The Ten-Eyed Man is hired by unknown persons to combat the Man-Bat, but is injured when a shrub is thrown at him and he catches it, inadvertently wounding his 'eyes.'"
7.The "Made of Wood" Killer
This guy has a bat. Seriously, that's all he is. His sporting goods store was destroyed, he got made, killed the mayor with a baseball bat, and now he's a Bat-villain.
6.The King of Cats
This guy is basically the male equivalent of Catwoman. He's a thief, he hangs out with a lot of cats, and he often commits cat-related crimes. But since he's not a hot chick he's banging, Batman cuts him zero slack and constantly kicks his ass.
5.Death Man
This villain, who inspired the awesome Lord Death Man in the Japanese Batman manga and whom Grant Morrison imported back to America a few years ago, had one power, and that was playing dead. It worked once, and then Batman figured it out and Death Man was never a problem again.
4.Signalman
A small-time crook who wanted to join the big league, Signalman's whole deal was leaving symbols and signs to warn Batman of his crimes, and then somehow using symbols and signs to commit his crimes. I don't know how that works, and I'm not sure it ever did, since Batman pretty much instantly captured him whenever he reared his signal.
3.Sterling Silversmith
So this guy is a thief who steals silver. Exclusively. He actually thinks silver is going to be the next big thing, because he's super-confident that gold is going to somehow become obsolete. I am 99% confident that if Sterling hadn't murdered his own brother and stuck his corpse in a statue of Batman, which broke at a charity auction and revealed the skeleton inside, Batman would have never known this idiot existed.
2.Sweet Tooth
Of all of Batman's shittiest villains, the 1977 New Adventures of Batman cartoon had to create one even shittier. Meet Sweet Tooth, a fat man whose attacks revolve around throwing candy at his enemies, and whose entire plan was to turn Gotham's river into chocolate, giving all the fish diabetes or something. Even Signalman thinks Sweet Tooth is a dipshit.
1.Egghead
Despite being played by the incomparable Vincent Price on the 1966 Batman TV series, the facts remain that Egghead is simply a criminal who happens to like eggs a lot. Case closed.
See Also: Top 25 Villains in DC Comics
