Top 10 Movies Triumphs of Arnold Schwarzenegger
It's been a while since Arnold Schwarzenegger released a truly great movie.
We didn't think much of Terminator 3, but the new installment doesn't look all that bad.
It also got us thinking about Schwarzenegger's many past triumphs, and here are the top 10 .
10. 'Twins'
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Until Twins came out in 1988, Arnold Schwarzenegger had only made action films.
Nobody knew if he had any comedic ability or if audiences would accept him as anything but a muscly killing machine.
It turned out that he was hysterical, and people loved to watch him mix it up with Danny DeVito.
The two actors played twins that were created in a genetic experiment and on a quest to find their mother.
9. 'The Running Man'
Take a 1982 Stephen King novel written under the pseudonym Richard Bachmann, then throw in Family Feud host Richard Dawson, football great Jim Brown, two future governors and choreography by Paula Abdul.
Running Man takes place in the impossibly distant year of 2017, a time when America has devolved into a police state where criminals fight for their lives on a reality show.
8. 'Last Action Hero'
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John McTiernan knows how to direct an action movie.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, meanwhile, knows how to star in an action movie.
Throwing them together, right near their primes, should have resulted in one of the greatest ever made.
Instead, it wound up as a parody film where a kid gets sucked into the movie universe and teams up with his idol.
7. 'Total Recall'
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It's 2048 and a construction worker starts having crazy dreams about a woman on Mars.
He ultimately decides to get memories of an outer-space vacation implanted into his brain, kicking off an insane series of events where he winds up doing battle on the actual red planet.
Sharon Stone plays the woman Arnold believes to be his wife, shortly before Basic Instinct made her wildly famous.
The movie grossed $261 million, and Arnold's own fame would grow the next year when he returned to the character that made his movie career.
6. 'Commando'
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Much like Rambo, John Matrix is an extremely reluctant warrior.
The retired special agent lives in a mountain home with his young daughter, but when she's kidnapped he's forced to get involved with a South American revolution.
The ultimate lesson – as is the case in many Arnold Schwarzenegger movies – is don't fuck with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
He's handy with a rocket launcher and can easily take on an entirely army by himself. Bullets magically go around him while he hits every single time.
5. 'True Lies'
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True Lies is basically the only film in the James Cameron library that's not insanely ambitious.
This is simply a movie about an American secret agent who poses as a computer salesman.
Jamie Lee Curtis plays his bored housewife; she has an affair with Bill Paxton before being sucked into an international criminal plot through which she discovers the truth about her husband.
It's an extremely fun movie, even though it's clear Cameron was just clearing his throat before he delved into Titanic.
4. 'Conan the Barbarian'
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Before he starred in 1982's Conan the Barbarian, the public knew Arnold Schwarzenegger simply as a bodybuilder with a weird last name and a thick accent.
The Conan producers saw greatness in the young Austrian and offered him the breakthrough title role.
The script, which was written by Oliver Stone, places Conan in a magical prehistoric world where a warrior seeks revenge against the sorcerer that murdered his parents.
3. 'The Terminator'
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In one of the great ironies of Hollywood history, the studio originally wanted O.J. Simpson to play the Terminator – until James Cameron pointed out that nobody would believe the football star as a remorseless killer.
Arnold was hot after the huge success of the original Conan movie and had to be convinced that he should work with a first-time director on a little movie about a cyborg from 2029 sent back in time to kill the mother of a future resistance army leader.
Thankfully, he signed on and the rest is history.
2. 'Predator'
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One year before he essentially created the modern action movie with Die Hard, John McTiernan directed this frightening film about a group of special ops soldiers being stalked by a killer alien.
It's a riveting hour and 45 minutes, but sadly the series has been watered down by a disappointing sequel and spin-off films in which the entity battles the creature from Alien.
Forget all those exist and just watch the original Predator.
1. 'Terminator 2: Judgement Day'
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In the original Terminator, Arnold is sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor before she gives birth to the leader of the army that battles his evil robot brothers.
In the sequel, he's sent back to protect her and her son from an even more advanced Terminator.
This thing can only be destroyed if it's submerged in a giant vat of molten metal – you'll never guess where they wind up at the end of the flick.
Conveniently located steel mills aside, this is one of the greatest sequels in film history.
(source: rollingstone)
