Top 10 Must See Awkward Celebrity Christmas Cards
Thanks to Kim Kardashian and her big booty, Ellen and Portia already get their best holiday card this year. Merry Christmas though it’s not even December!
Honestly, nothing get us more into the festive spirit than celebrities sharing their own portraits plastered across their Christmas cards. And here’s a list of the Top 10 must see awkward celebrity Christmas cards.
10. Prince Charles and Camilla
Prince Charles and Camilla hit the slopes for their Christmas card, and the royal couple couldn't have looked more awkward.
9. Justin Timberlake
A vintage classic featuring a very young Justin Timberlake taken during the star's 'N Sync days. The silver tracksuit definitely makes it.
8. Kiefer Sutherland
Kiefer Sutherland shows us all he has a sense of humour by recreating the moment when he jumped on top of a Christmas tree, allegedly intoxicated, in the 2006 documentary I Trust You To Kill Me. We love how he's put 'just kidding' in brackets just in case we didn't get it. And, just in case you didn't see the original incident...
7. Snoop Dogg
We didn't expect anything less from Snoop Dogg, apart from maybe a few more of what he has in his mouth and perhaps a handful of scantily clad women.
6.Godfrey Bloom
We're almost at a loss for words after clapping eyes on MEP Godfrey Bloom's Christmas card featuring his wife Katie (although not overly surprised). Bloom makes an intentionally distasteful joke about his recent derogatory comments on sending aid to 'Bongo Bongo land' and women being 'sluts' for not cleaning behind the fridge.
Bloom added of his card to Mail Online: "It would be terribly vulgar and naff to send a Christmas card making us look good." It's definitely vulgar, and 100% naff.
5.Hugh Hefner
Hugh Hefner got into the festive spirit the only way he knows how in 2008 - by spray painting his name across the naked breasts of his former twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon.
He could have at least arranged a Christmas tree in the background.
4.Mario Lopez
OK, so we know that this wasn't Mario Lopez's Christmas card, but the X Factor USA host's wife Courtney Mazza still willingly shared an image of Mario decorating his Christmas tree in tiny red pants, helped by their young daughter Gia. Unsettling to say the least...
3.John Mayer - or is it?
We're not sure if the singer himself is behind this card or not, but we're seriously hoping he is. And if anyone was likely to pose in a mankini for their Christmas card (other than Mario Falcone) it's got to be former ladies' man John Mayer. At least it's just a torso shot.
2. Paris Hilton
Nothing screams Christmas more than Paris Hilton in a tiny sparkly dress plonked on an elaborate gold chair in a Hollywood night club, in this festive effort from 2010.
1.The Kardashians
The Kardashian's Christmas card shot by famed photographer David LaChapelle had little to do with the festive season, or pretty much anything at all as far as we could decipher. And we did try.
