China Develops Innovative Method to Measure Manhood
The other day I was smoking a cigar while driving my Hummer with a gun rack in the back when I saw a pretty young lady walking along. I asked if she’d like to head down to the shooting range, but she replied “no thanks, micropenis!”
Taken aback, I screamed, “How did you know?!”
“Ancient Chinese secret,” she said with a wink.
The above diagram which surfaced on the internet outlines this method to measuring a man’s length downstairs using only their fingers. Here are the steps:
1) Spread out the palm.
2) Keeping the palm flat, fold the middle finger over.
3) The spot where the finger touches the palm is point A.
4) Open up the palm.
5) The distance from point A to the tip of the middle finger is the maximum length.
It should go without saying that jpegs found on the internet tend not to have undergone the proper scientific rigor to validate its accuracy. However, doing a quick estimate from memory (the workplace frowns on measuring aroused genitalia) it seems pretty accurate.
Then again, therein lies the genius of such a test. If I had turned out to be smaller then I would have just lied and said the test is right. And if I was bigger than no one would believe me anyway. So the test is always right, even if it’s not thanks to good old male insecurities.
Source: tt.mop (Chinese) via Byokan Sunday (Japanese)
