Top 10 Japanese Halloween Costumes That Will Haunt Your Dreams
The Japanese invented reliable automobiles, robots that look like dogs and most of the more interesting sex acts on the web. But how well do they do costumes? Take a look at the Top 10 Japanese Halloween Costumes, you would not be disappointed.
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10.Egotistical Jester
Generations of artificial selection (via beheading) have resulted in only the sturdy-headest of Japanese jesters remaining.
9. Mobius Giraffe
If you ever wanted to connect your head to your penis like some insane M.C. Escher drawing, this Halloween, consider the Mobius Giraffe.
8. American Flag Bodysuit
Nothing says "I love the US of A!" and "man camel toe" like an American Flag bodysuit.
7.Monkey
We feel the need to point out that we didn't photoshop this, although clearly, this is exactly the kind of thing we'd photoshop were we inclined to create a monkey costume with an obscenely large sack and a tiny penis.
6. Giant Cockroach
Translation: "I eat and live in your poo!"
5.Part Time Power Rangers
Obviously in Japan (probably here, too) you can get full-body Power Ranger-like costumes in any color you want, but I chose to share these costumes with you because they are a) just the masks and b) clearly being worn by two software developers. What menace could the Auxiliary Rangers be getting ready to face?
4. Body Bag Zentai
THIS ONE'S IMMOBILIZED AND YET SOMEHOW MORE TERRIFYING THAN THE REST.
3. Cop Zentai
Sassy Cop Zentai wants to know if you know why he pulled you over. "Because I was running from you," albeit the correct answer, will only make things worse.
2. Radio Star
Actually, if you're starting with this, a lips-only mask does start to make a lot of sense.
1.The Ugliest Duckling
Oh, thank goodness.
