Top 10 Sexiest Album Covers We've Ever Seen
You can’t judge an album by its cover, but you can certainly ogle it.
Actually it’s hard to find a music CD without a cover photo of its featured artist looking his or her hottest nowadays. So we've named the Top 10 sexiest album covers of all time, which are way more too sexy to sell in Middle East .
10.Wild Cherry: Wild Cherry
A suggestive classic that's been copied many times, memorably by Hot Chocolate who swapped the cherry for a Malteser on 20 Hottest Hits.
9.The Rolling Stones: Sticky Fingers
The well-endowed model for this Andy Warhol sleeve remains anonymous. Early editions featured a working zipper.
8.The Cars: Candy-O
80-year-old artist Alberto Vargas was coaxed out of retirement to draw drummer Dave Robinson's ex-girlfriend Candy Moore sprawled over the bonnet of a Ferarri. In the process her nipples vanished.
7.The Ohio Players: Honey
These 70s funkateers loved a saucy sleeve and there's none saucier than this cunning combination of honey and Playboy's Miss October 1974.
6.The Strokes: Is This It
The Strokes' debut, featuring a naked posterior and kinky glove, was too much for the US who opted for a fuzzy picture of some fractals. Poor Americans.
5.O'Donel Levy: Everything I Do Gonna Be Funky
Baltimore soul-jazz guitarist O'Donel Levy was known in the '70s for greasy licks and loose interpretations of standards and pop hits. Nowadays he's mostly known for one of the straight-up nastiest album covers of all time.
If you ever wondered where the term "booty juice" originated, this ass-tastic photo should provide you a pretty good idea.
4.Roxy Music: Country Life
In the mid-70s every fella had this album featuring two scantily clad models squirreled away in their record collection. So rude it was even banned in the Netherlands.
3.The Black Crowes: Amorica
The image – taken from a 1976 United States Bicentennial issue of Hustler magazine – caused some hoo-ha in the Land of the Free, where it was sold with the cover blacked out. They loved it in Brazil though
2.Ween: Chocolate and Cheese
Ween + model Ashley Savage's underboob and bare midriff + wrestling championship-style belt = sexy awesomeness.
This cover would have gotten the album sold even if it were not chock full of dementedly great music.
1.Sugar Ray:Lemonade and Brownies
This band is anything but sexy. Even if you thought Mark McGrath was hot, the fratty rich-guy attitude would be turn-offs in the long run. Like most famous skirt-chasers, he had better taste in album cover models than one-night-stands.
Eggert is lying naked with her ass in the air, ready for doggy-style action. Even a hetero woman like myself will say "Damn!"
